More coal, less ethanol

Scientist have warned that sun activity and cycles will cause a mini ice age to hit the Northern hemisphere in the next 15-20 years. I think there are forces of nature we puny humans can not even fathom. What if the buildup of greenhouse gases that leaves the "we are all gonna die" climate change believers in a tizzy is just Earth's way of protecting itself from another ice age? In any case, the massive heating that should have started years ago (waiting, waiting, tapping my foot impatiently) just could offset the cold spell planned by old Sol. 

Look, warm is better than cold. Plants grow better. Food is more abundant. Plus being cold sucks, just ask anyone who has not yet moved south for the winter. I say we fire up those coal plants, drive the heck out of your SUVs, bring back Freon.  Each of us should strive to have a carbon footprint the size of Bigfoot. We all know what happens if it gets too cold. Santa will have to cancel Christmas and Ted Koppel, the elf who wants to be a dentist, just might not save Rudolf and thus Christmas this time.