I have no words

 Yeah, I’m still alive and well. 

I have nothing of note to say. I know, that never stopped me before, but it has now. 

Buy my book if you want to read my words. 

Get off the road

 If you are going to drive in the highway use your cruise control. I don’t care what you think, over the miles you cannot hold your speed steady. 

I’ve driven over a million miles. I am not exaggerating. I used to travel a lot. I cannot make the speedometer behave up and down hills and around curves over long distances. 

I am especially looking at the jerk in the red jeep Friday . Over the course of about 100 miles we passed each other 14 times. My speed never varied. I had the cruise locked at 78. 

And when it's time for leavin', I hope you'll understand

 You can never go wrong jammin' with the Allman Brothers.

Go Cubs Go

 

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Baseball! 

The Cubs are in first place, pending the outcome of today's season opener.

Only nine months until Christmas

 If you were curious, my neighbor down the street took down his Christmas lights last weekend. They had burned every night since before Thanksgiving. 

Kudos to him for keeping up the holiday spirit well beyond  any reasonable person in Mudsock. 

Put me in charge

 After the frequent government shutdown it is the policy of the government to provide the backpay for the essential workers who  soldier on despite no pay., as it should be. The non-essential drones who did not work - if I were king, it would suck to be you. That's the price you pay for the excellent government benefits. You knew the risk when you took the job. Private sector workers get laid off all of the time. Collect unemployment then go back when things reopen. 

The TSA workers refusing to work? Screw you. Use your vacation or sick time but no back pay. No work, no pay. 

This situation should not be. But you can't get paid if you didn't work. EOS.

Of course not

 Maybe the union representatives of the TSA should be calling the Democrats in Congress threatening to withhold support if they do not fund DHS. 

Of course not, the Union doesn't care about its members, and the Democrats don't either. 

There, i Said It

 I am certain the Devil really won. 

Another bad idea

 We had to quit producing the penny because it is too expensive to make coins. Somehow, the government thinks it is a good idea to design and develop a $1 coin with Trump's likeness. Yes, because we love to carry around pockets of heavy change, especially dollar coins that are similar to quarters. Let's ask Sakajawea about that. 

I'm not even going to get into the ego-maniacal need to put your own likeness on coinage.  Calvin Cooledge was a jerk for doing it too. 

Sorry, this is just another waste of time and tax money and the whole idea needs to be trashed pronto.