Dead Cat Dance

 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat this weekend. The teacher asked if he took the cat home and took care of it.

“It was dead,” informed the student.
“How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” said the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher exclaimed appalled.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’ in its ear and it didn’t move.”