This is how it starts. He bangs on the door, his sharp claws making a click, click, click on the glass. “Let me in. I promise I won’t chew your face off.”
Yeah, I’m not falling for it. That bushy-tailed rodent wants to murder me.
Beware the Rodent Liberation Front.
Sigh. Thanks, Google, for logging me out every time.
Ah, he's so cute. Leave a nut or two outside and he''l be your friend for life.
How do feel about alligators?https://twitter.com/i/status/1940025858506596861Share with your liberal friends. They'll be wailing, gnashing their teeth and wettin' their diapees, as always!
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This is how it starts. He bangs on the door, his sharp claws making a click, click, click on the glass. “Let me in. I promise I won’t chew your face off.”
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Beware the Rodent Liberation Front.
Sigh. Thanks, Google, for logging me out every time.
Ah, he's so cute. Leave a nut or two outside and he''l be your friend for life.
How do feel about alligators?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1940025858506596861
Share with your liberal friends. They'll be wailing, gnashing their teeth and wettin' their diapees, as always!
Post a Comment