April 30, 2025

12 Angry Men. Or Women.

I got one of those letters in the mail. You know the one - Jury Duty. So far it is only the questionnaire, not a summons. 

Look, I don’t mind, but I’ve done my share. I did a Federal grand jury back in the 1980s.  That was a year of jury duty, every other week. I was on two separate criminal jury trials in the early 2000s. I ve been summoned at least three additional times, only to be canceled at the last minute. 

I guess tbe jury duty computer likes my name. I wish the one that picks lottery numbers would get in on the act…

April 29, 2025

I never swore, even once

 Deleted thousand word rant on Democrat judges, illegals, and TDS. 

I had to go to the retina doc yesterday for a follow up. Everything thing was great! I knew my eyes were going to be dilated until early afternoon so I took the day as a vacation day. Did I relax the day away? Not exactly. I took a nap after my doctor visit. Then I power washed the porch and got out the chairs for the front porch. I took a break with a fine stogie. Then I goofed off. I’m not sorry. 

When I went to hook up the hose to the power washer I discovered the hose reel was busted and leaking. When I tried to disconnect the hose from the reel, the connection was frozen. Even PB Blaster would not loosen it. I chucked the hose in the trash and went and bought a new hose. I also picked up a set of DeWalt driver bits for my new drill, because they were on sale and I wanted them. I rarely make those kind of purchases and I’ll be tempted to take them back all week. Anyway, a thirty minute job ended up taking two hours. That’s my life story. 

Blah,blah. 

That judge in Wisconsin needs disbarred and jailed. 

April 28, 2025

Boring recap. ( I know how to sell it, right?)

 I fired up the grill and cooked a couple of burgers for dinner. Mine sported a slice of cheese, the wife’ was plain seasoned burger. I made a bowl of potato salad and heated a can of baked beans in the microwave. We washed it down with iced tea. This time mine was plain and the wife’s enhanced with sugar. Lots of sugar. Sunday Supper was nothing special yet a feast nonetheless.

The afternoon was busy. The youngest granddaughter had a softball game. After, I came home and mowed the lawn. 

In all a good day. 

April 27, 2025

Easy listening

 In a lazy mood. How about some music?



April 26, 2025

A whole novel in one song

 


I am a sucker for dark curly hair…

April 25, 2025

Filthy Hippies


 On this date in 1976 Chicago Cubs outfielder Rick Monday foiled the plans of a couple of hippies to burn the flag. The two jerks are probably America-hating Democrats today. 

April 24, 2025

Home

I rolled into the driveway about 1:15AM. I woke just in time to make a cup of Joe and log on to the computer by 8 AM this morning. I started in on filing my expenses. A task I loathe. I’m far more diligent than I used to be. This company expects me to finance my travel and then reimburses me. In the old days I travelled on a company credit card. Now I want my money back. ASAP.

The trip was uneventful. I have no amusing tales from the road, no interactions with the GenPop or other drivers of any entertainment value. So it goes sometimes. 


April 23, 2025

April 21, 2025

Canned at the peak of flavor

 I’m sitting in the recliner listening to classic country music writing this post yesterday. The coffee is hot. I’ve not packed the suitcase that is in the back of the car as you read this. Either 1/3 or 2/3 of my kids came for Easter dinner. It depends on if the youngest could get someone to trade his shift at work. 

I’m off on a mostly all-day jaunt to the east coast. Tomorrow (real tomorrow, not yesterday when I wrote this tomorrow) I am going down to Antietam. I was last there when I was 17 or 18. I have been to many battlegrounds, slept on a few during my reenactment days, and none have left me with the creeps, a feeling of dread like the site of the bloodiest day in American history. It will be interesting to see if I get the heebie jeebies this time. 

Yeah, yeah, I’m doing work stuff this trip too. That’s boring. 

April 20, 2025

He Has Risen


 

It isn’t about the painted eggs or bunnies

April 19, 2025

Shot heard ‘round the world

 250 years ago today our great nation was birthed in a paroxysm of bullets and gunpowder on the greens of Lexington and at Concord Bridge. 



April 18, 2025

Going Somewhere

 I’m sitting here in my office recliner pondering what letters to hit in order to make coherent words appear in the blank white space on my screen. The flashing cursor mocks me. I see something from the corner of my eye. A squirrel moves across the porch roof outside my window. He accelerates and rounds the roofline to the perpendicular garage roof like a driver at Daytona. He runs along the shingles, bounces off the gutter, and leaps three feet onto a branch no thicker than a twig. Up the maple tree he goes. The squirrel heads down the trunk and scurries under the neighbor’s red Cadillac and out of sight.

There is no lesson here. There are no conclusions. Only speculation.



April 17, 2025

Anticipation

 One more day in the work week. I am ready for a few days off. Unfortunately this afternoon is the monthly sales meeting so my afternoon will be a clinker. I have Good Friday off and then the weekend. Monday is a vacation day. 

I have a meeting in the Baltimore area on Wednesday. Monday I’m driving to Maryland. I’ll spend Tuesday at Antietam, a battlefield I last visited when I was in high school. 

I have to get through today first. 



April 16, 2025

See it my way

Humpity hump day. 

As an aside, nowhere in the Mother Goose rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was a giant egg with arms and legs. 

Anyway….I’m off to get new glasses today. Mine broke a few weeks back and I’ve been wearing an old pair from 5-6 years ago. The distance vision part is fine on them but I can see “up close” better with no glasses than using the bifocal part of those old frames. Fingers crossed, knock on wood, hope to heaven, my eye troubles are behind me and no more surgeries are in my future and I’ll be able to see out of these new ones for a year or two. 

Here’s something I never thought I would say. I don’t care who runs, I am voting for the challenger in the primary and the Democrat in the general election against my current incumbent state representatives. I don’t care. The Republicans in this state have become tax and spend democrats-light and why get an imitation when you can vote for the real thing? I last voted for a Democrat in 1994 when my neighbor ran for coroner, so I don’t write that lightly. The current regime must be punished.

Only a politician would brag that giving me up to $300 tax credit on my property taxes while letting my local government increase my taxes by $1200 would be a good deal. I spit on them all. 

April 15, 2025

April 14, 2025

Random Monday

Another work week stretches before me. The good news is Friday is a holiday so it will be a short one, in days anyway. I will once again spend my time dealing with tariffs and their effects on business. So it goes. I’m thankful I have a job. Two months from now, unless things change, well, we shall see, and pray for the best. 

The birds are singing in the new day. It is dark still outside my northwest facing window. The parade of neighbors heading to work will start in 30-40 minutes. 

I’m off early next week for now-rare work travel. It will be good to get some windshield time. I love being home for dinner with my wife every day, but I miss the road a little. 

I think I have solved a great conundrum that has stymied my next great American novel and caused months of writer’s block. Maybe. Now I have to find the time and motivation to put it to paper and see how it flows. Maybe I’ll get it published this year after all. We shall see. I thought it would get done last year. I should not be surprised, the last one took more than 10 years to write. 

Have a great Monday. 

April 13, 2025

Sorry not sorry

We could have spent the day doing yard work. The backyard is a mess with fallen branches, old leaves, the detritus of winter. The lawn needs mowed after last week’s rains. The porch and patio need power washed and the patio furniture cleaned. The chairs for the front porch need to come out of the garage. The gate to the fence needs repair . 

Of course we decided on a road trip! 

It wasn’t far, just to the outlet mall south of Indy. On the way we stopped at a diner. I had breakfast even though it was lunch. The “meal” I chose was far too much food — Biscuits (4) and gravy, eggs over easy (3), home fries (fresh made, not frozen), and bacon. I refrained from breaking open my eggs over the gravy for my wife’s sake who is grossed out by runny eggs anyway. I couldn’t finish all of the biscuits, but I did eat most of the gravy. It beat the heck out of anything Cracker Barrel puts on a plate. The wife had chicken salad on a croissant. Good for her. I win, I had bacon and sausage. 

I made a lap around the mall, ducking into just two stores, purchasing nothing. She made a day of it. I sat in the car listening to an audio book and watching and smirking at people wandering the lot trying to remember where they parked. 

We grabbed a late burger to bookend our late lunch and motored home. I plopped on the couch next to the wife and we binged the last three episodes of 1923. 

I could spend today doing yard work…

April 12, 2025

That’s all I’ve got

 The Keurig spit out coffee as I sat on the end of the couch in the light of the sun streaming through the patio doors. The melting frost glittered on the blades of grass outside. I reflected, not for the first time, that a little sun makes the day so much better, even if it is cold outside. 

I’m in a good mood so I’m not going to delve into politics or economics or the state of modern movies. I woke up breathing and I am blessed beyond anything I deserve. That’s enough. 

Have a great Saturday.

April 10, 2025

In my head this morning

 




I saw Fleetwood Mac on the Tusk tour at the old Market Square Arena in Indy.  It was a fantastic show but probably the loudest concert I ever attended.  My ears rang for two days after. 

John McVee is an underrated bass player.

And for Sluggy — lots of cowbell

April 9, 2025

Help me Rhonda

Can someone, anyone, explain why de-extinction of Dire Wolves is a good thing? 

Did none of the investors read “Jurassic Park?”





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