A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.
The son asked, "And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."
"Tell me, Abba?" added the boy.
"Yes, my son?"
"Why are we living in Dearborn , Michigan and you're still wearing all this shit?"
From Otter. Who does not have his own blog. And why would he? Blogging is dead. Twitter and Facebook, that is where the action is. Except for me. I think I am among the last inhabitants of Earth not on Facebook. Except for that one guy in Outer Mongolia. And that scary dude in the shack in Montana. And that farm couple in NW Nebraska, they don't even have the internet. And me. None of us are on Facebook. Don't look, I am not there. I am not twittering fluttering myspacing. This piece o' crap takes up too much time. I do not need any more hobbies. Just get off my back about it already.