I'm still alive. I suspect you were worried. You probably have the 9 and a pair of 1's already entered on your smart phone, ready to push dial, to alert the authorities that a National Treasure has gone silent. I am sure of it. Hold off. I am here, faithful denizens of the blogisphere.
I could regale you with tales of my adventures this week, if I had any.
I could offer a rant on the state of politics that would leave you in head-scratching wonder, uttering "that makes so much sense" or "I wish I had written that".
I could entertain you with jokes, anecdotes, or wry observations that make you smile in general bonhomie.
I am capable of it all.
That does not mean I am going to do it.