We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Sent to me by Otter. The only good news is I am MUCH fatter than the thin, but older brother of Hoosierboy. Ipso Facto, I am smarter.