Saturday is College Football day and many of you guys tune in for the day. Sunday we get the NFL and even the hapless Raiders have fans who like to watch. Alas, our girls are often left out and forbidden from sharing the fun because the game of football seems too complicated. Here we find an example:
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Now for the Friday Five. Name five things you like about Fall.