Saturday Funny

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he's liable to
break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!"
Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and
it lands in the toilet
where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets
the urge. A diarrhea
run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it
come s. Whe n she's finished,
she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what
this big brown thing is
in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she
describes the situation, but he
assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
knees and takes a
long hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of
touches it to see what it
might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop goes flying everywhere.
On him, the walls,
etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually
seen a fart!"