The Bilingual Texan:
As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands.
The Texan shouts,â€¦."Hey don't drink that water ! It has cow shit in it !!
The Man shouts back,â€¦.â€Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglÃ©s. HÃ¡bleme espaÃ±ol.".
(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me)
The Texan shouts back,,,"Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirÃ¡ mÃ¡s para beber."
(Use both hands; you'll get more to drink.)