October 4, 2007

Emailed from Otter

The Bilingual Texan:
As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands.

The Texan shouts,…."Hey don't drink that water ! It has cow shit in it !!

The Man shouts back,….”Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español.".
(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me)

The Texan shouts back,,,"Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber."
(Use both hands; you'll get more to drink.)

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