We have experienced a long spate of below average temperatures the past few months. I am sure we can blame Bush.
I still have a cough from my spate of pneumonia a few weeks ago. I probably will need to go back to the doctor. I blame Bush.
One of the buyers I deal with on a regular basis is grossly incompetent. I blame Bush.
The Pacers look like they will suck again this year. I do not really care, but still, I blame Bush.
I have not had a raise in two years. I blame Bush.
I need new glasses, my eyesight is getting worse, of course it is Bush's fault.
Newt Gingrich is a tool. I blame Bush.
NASCAR has become boring, the COT is a joke. Bush must be responsible.
Peyton Manning did not throw a touchdown pass yesterday -- that damn Bush made him make those incompletions.
My car insurance is too high, all because Bush did not institute auto insurance reforms.
My Dental insurance is lousy -- fucking Bush.
My health Care insurance is good, but expensive. Why didn't Bush fix this while he was President?
My neighbor's tree died this fall. I am sure that is proof positive Bush did not care about the environment.
I blame Bush for everything in my life that is not rainbows and roses. I could work for the Obama Administration.