May 30, 2013

A$$holes and Alligators

Last week a bunch of Congressmen called in Apple execs to lecture them for -- following the law. Earlier this week Representative Keith Ellison said he was disappointed Apple Corp does not want to pay more in taxes.

Here is my question to all Democrats who think the rich people and corporations should want to pay more in taxes. I will address my question to Mr. Ellison, since he is so passionate. Mr. Ellison, when you filed your taxes last month did you take any deductions?  Did you exercise your exemptions?  Do you have a retirement account saving money in pretax dollars? Did you deduct from your taxes through claimed charitable donations?

Unless you put your money where your mouth is, Representative Ellison, unless you  looked at your total income and  went straight to the tax table and paid the maximum amount, you can just drink a big old glass of shut the fuck up you hypocritical asswipe.

Any of you class warfare 'pay your fair share" types who agree with Ellison take the same advice. Lecture me when you are paying the maximum. In fact, the IRS allows you to pay extra if you feel the need.

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3 comments:

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Does Congresscritter al-Ellison pay his zakat?

We Crusaders want to know.

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

BTW, here's the link explaining how all you rich bastards can donate money to the Treasury.

Leave Joe and me alone.

Anonymous said...

Stockholders in Apple stock are happy their management team is not as stupid as congress. Then again I am not sure it is possible to be as stupid as congress. Oh and all those liberal wackos can re-turn their Apple products in protest, yeah like that is going to happen.
James Old Guy

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