The NFL season kicks off this evening. I know. As Dr. Maturin would say "He who puns would pick a pocket". I am one of those people who much prefers professional football to college football.
Unfortunately, I will be high above the earth in a flying aluminum tube when the game starts. By the time I shuffle down the aisle, up the jetway, through the airport, out to the parking lot and into my car for the hour drive home, the game will be in its late stages and I will be at my energy limit.
I am not sure what I was thinking when I opted for the late flight this trip.