September 12, 2013

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but even he is slack-jawed over this display

Who is responsible for this outrage?

Yes, Dear Readers, that is an actual cell phone photo* depicting the Christmas display at the Von Maur store at Castleton Square Mall in Indianapolis. The display was on both sides of the main aisle.

This picture was taken TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10,2013. It is still more than six week until Halloween. By the way, the temperature on this date in Indianapolis was 96 F. 

*I am no photographer -- ignore the shitty quality of the image


Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Come on, Joe. You know the Christmas season starts the day after Easter.

Jean said...

That's more than sad.

Anonymous said...

Look for it in April next year. Hope life's treating ya well.
Yeah, that Dick

Anonymous said...

Damn , thought Dick had been eaten by a bunch of virgins.

James Old Guy

Anonymous said...

Or smothered by the fatty Friday girls

Ed Bonderenka said...

Christmas all year round.

hey teacher... said...

We're they playing Tony Bennett's "Blue Christmas"?

Joe said...

Ho Lee Shit Dick, I thought you fell off the earth! Great to hear from you.

I keep looking in Amazon for the sequel to your book.

Twitter? Really? You come back to the interwebz world and you choose twitter?

Joe said...

Well Dick, you forced me to look a ta twitter feed for the first time.

I am clearly too media challenged to move to a new social media platform.

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