March 7, 2017

A bit of this, a little of that, a dolup of mayo, a tablespoon of fat

It is another early morning here at the homestead. Once again my eyes popped open at four in the aye em. So it goes. I'm not complaining, merely stating fact. Rain and thunder is moving through the area. Perhaps that woke me. I doubt it. I usually sleep great when it storms. I blame it on supper. I had a bacon cheeseburger topped with jalapeƱos and peanut butter. You read that right. Don't judge until you have tried it. Anyway I think the peppers are stirring up dissent and perhaps outright revolution deep in my guts. It could be that my appendix is about to burst. It could be gas. It could be a monster case of hypochondria. It could be that all of my recent bellyaching and complaining has caused...bellyaches.

A blind man could see what I did there.

The whole Trump wiretap kerfuffle is not going away soon I think. One thing is for sure; either Trump or Obama is going to be embarrassed.  I don't mean in the blushing cheeks sense, but rather in a significant political and media sense. The real question is can we trust the media to report the truth? Can the Obama sycophants in the press shed eight years of fawning to tarnish the media darling's image if Trump is telling the truth? Time will tell. I'm betting Trump hatred is enough to bury the story, no matter what.

What is up with this paper-thin old man skin I have developed? I bumped my hand on the door jam yesterday and when I looked down I was bleeding, A couple of hours later I had a mysterious two-inch scratch that was bleeding on the same arm. Either I am losing my mind or I am routinely having my brain wiped after doing battle in the Matrix. Perhaps I took a shiv to the gut, that would explain my pains this morning.


Dan O. said...

You are the first person I've ever heard of who also eats peanut butter on hamburgers. Never done the peppers thing though. In the good old days when I could eat raw onions (grilled only now) it was that along with the PB. These days just dill pickles, cheese and PB. Btw, a PB & dill or bread& butter pickle sandwich has been one of my favorites since I was a youngin'. Yes, that long.

Joe said...

The burger also had lettuce tomato red onion and pickles. I took the lettuce off

Dan O. said...

Mmmmmm.....'cept for the onion. You know what else is good is a BLT w/ PB instead of mayo. Yes Joe, you can leave the lettuce off. It can get a little gummed up with the PB and cause a choking hazard if you're not careful.

Joe said...

I will have to try that, I hate mayo

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