September 7, 2018

Winner, winner

Bow before my greatness. Genuflect to my superior intellect. Tremble in fear of my awesome mind, for I have triumphed in an Internet trivia contest. I am an HQ Trivia champion.

Yes, I beat out some 300,000 competitors to emerge victorious without even using an earned extra life. I would place a video of Queen's We are the Champions here if I did not find the song and the band almost as odious as Steve Miller and Aerosmith.

The prize was a nice $5,000.

I should point out that I was not the only winner: about four thousand shared the pot. My cut was right at $1.25. Still, that is a buck and a quarter I did not have before and I am a winner!


Ed Bonderenka said...

You could have said all that and left Steve Miller out of it :)
Yet I bow....

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Five shiny quarters is still five shiny quarters you didn’t have before.

Linda said...

Great! I love to win, no matter what is the prize.

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