May 31, 2019

Home cooked meal

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home- cooked meal?”
He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
“The evening was a disaster,” he moaned.
“Why, didn’t she come over?” asked his mother.

“Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook…."


Anonymous said...

Saw that one coming.

Practical Parsimony said...

He does not deserve a wife! Funny.

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