June 10, 2019

Up where the sky is bright

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to the earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window I muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail!

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite.

2 comments:

Practical Parsimony said...

My friend was laughing so hard. I wonder why your jokes are funnier than mine. ???

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

I giggled.

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