I am in one of those moods. If I was a chick I would warn you I am premenstrual. Snarky, bitchy, aggressive, sarcastic and caustic could best describe my mood. Already I have had to refrain from dropping vicious comments at two or three of my daily reads.
I probably should stay away from the phone as well. Voicemail will shelter customers with idiotic proposals and coworkers from ruining my Friday.
If I could shoot lasers from my eyes you would be dead.
Please Algore, Founder of all things Internet, have a liberal troll spout his bullshit ideas on one of my posts, and stay around to argue.
Call me Mr. Telemarketer.
In my youth I would be heading to the bar, looking for a loud mouth to close with my knuckles.
It is a good thing I am home alone. Maybe this looking for a fight mood will wear off.