I was out traveling in the rain yesterday. That sentence sounds like the opening line of a Country song. I was in meetings all day. I finally got home around 9:30 o'dark.
I noticed when I ran the dishwasher this morning we are out of those little dishwasher detergent things that look like they could double as poisonous Barbie pillows.
Either I am getting an ear infection, or there are tiny insects flapping their wings in my left ear. I hope it is inner ear problems: that will make flying next week a very special treat.
I "washed" dishes after breakfast. I am on my second load of laundry this morning. Are you hot and moist now ladies? What if I told you I could touch my nose with my tongue?
Damn. Spit fire and save the matches, as my MIL used to say. Now I can never run for President. Some reporter will trot this post out as an example of sexual harassment and claim anonymous sources were offended.
It is a Friday morning. I am screwing around on the interwebz. i really do have better things to do. It is just that I don't wanna.
Did you know you cannot trust everything you read or see on the Internets? Except for here. You can rely on me.