November 4, 2011

My life is a giant non sequitur

I was out traveling in the rain yesterday. That sentence sounds like the opening line of a Country song. I was in meetings all day.  I finally got home around 9:30 o'dark.

I noticed when I ran the dishwasher this morning we are out of those little dishwasher detergent things that look like they could double as poisonous Barbie pillows.

Either I am getting an ear infection, or there are tiny insects flapping their wings in my left ear. I hope it is inner ear problems: that will make flying next week a very special treat.

I "washed" dishes after breakfast. I am on my second load of laundry this morning.  Are you hot and moist now ladies? What if I told you I could touch my nose with my tongue?

Damn. Spit fire and save the matches, as my MIL used to say.  Now I can never run for President. Some reporter will trot this post out as an example of sexual harassment and claim anonymous sources were offended.

It is a Friday morning. I am screwing around on the interwebz.  i really do have better things to do.  It is just that I don't wanna.

Did you know you cannot trust everything you read or see on the Internets?  Except for here.  You can rely on me.


Anonymous said...

Trust your or trust Erin, I am going with you, although I suspect she is a better cook and her pictures rock. I don't comment over there much anymore, the attack hordes are out of control and common sense.

James Old GUY

Joe said...

I am an excellent cook. I have done all of the cooking in my house since day one.

Anonymous said...

I would much rather sample your cooking, I admit hasty judgement.

James Old Guy

Joe said...

plus I always have a supply of good cigars and beer.

Mockingbird said...

Excellent cooking? Cigars AND beer?
I'll be right over!
Oop, I live in Jacksonville, FL, and I'm really cheap on the gasoline.

CnC said...

I'm with you on the cooking. I just finished prepping a Lasanga and a huge batch of sketti and meatballs. having a family get together. I like to cook, because I like to make my food the way I like it to taste.

Anonymous said...

Seems to be a trend with men cooking,and I am betting most of us can do laundry too. I always have a few cigars and some Jack available.
James Old Guy

Rita said...

CnC: WAIT, you didn't mention having lasagne? Are you planning on hiding that for when we all leave? HA. Remember what happened a few years back to the leftover sketti you thought you had in your fridge? You may have to go out for pizza tomorrow when you go look for that dish of lasagne.

Joe: I already have a call into Gloria Allred, so lawyer-up buddy.

CnC said...

no the lasange or a was a surprise or at least it was

LeeAnn said...

A lot would depend on if you have a nose like Jimmy Durante.

Rita said...

And then there's LeeAnn, always bringing the conversation just one step closer ot the edge.

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