August 15, 2005

golfing

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doctor, I'm in one hell of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and pull the tooth and be done with it--I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness--this sure is a brave man, asking to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts."

1 comment:

GUYK said...

I bow to you on this one! LOL

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