Overheard at the breakfast table:
"Mom, I need some more cereal".
"What kind do you want?"
"Captian Crunch, the kind with the dingleberries".
Insert obligatory spit take here. Now cleaning up the coffe spit all over my side of the table.
From both, "What?"
3 comments:
YOU OUGHT TO BE SHOT! don't you know that it is considered child abuse to serve democrats with dry cereal?
Ever notice how you never see any migrant workers picking dingleberries anymore?
Well, they've all gone off to work in the Cellulite mines.
That's funny! lol
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