A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes
out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.
"No way, no needles, I can't stand needles". The dentist starts to
hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects.
No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me". The
dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No" said the patient "I'm fine with pills". The dentist then
returns and says "Here's a Viagra tablet"
The patient says "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill".
"It doesn't" said the dentist "but it will give you something to
hold on to when I pull out your tooth"
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