I threw a couple of Brats on the grill and opened a can of kraut to heat for lunch.
I guess the grill was too hot because I split the skins on the brats. That pissed me off. If I was a libtard Dimocrit I would blame YOU. I was reading blogs when the splittage occurred. Since I take responsibility, it was my fault. What the heck, the sausages and kraut still tasted great.