October 1, 2007

Deer Camp

> The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
> wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
> wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
> voted to take turns.
>
> The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
> with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
>
> They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly,
> I just sat up and watched him all night."
>
> The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
> thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
> happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the
> roof. I watched him all night."
>
> The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
> player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and
> bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They
> said, "Man, what happened?"
>
> He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and
> kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long.

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