April 21, 2010

Reason 4,178 why you wish you were me.

Since I had to go out to visit the bank, I decided to go ahead and visit the grocery as well.

I grabbed a package of bratwurst and a can of sauerkraut for lunch. I grilled a couple of the Brats and ate like a king. I offer up a satisfied belch as proof.

I know some of you are now consumed with jealousy. Hahaha.

I have no pictures, I could not wait to dig in.

I will repeat this lunch on Friday.

7 comments:

Jerry in Texas said...

You'll be repeating before then!

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Not jealous, no.

I had home-cooked corned beef and swiss on challah.

Probably will also be repeating before Friday :)

Joe said...

That corned beef sounds mighty good...

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

I need to grill it next time. I also need one of those cool restaurant-type slicers to make really thin-sliced deli out of the corned beef.

Anonymous said...

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'


Theresa aggas:
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .

But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
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Yabu (EOTIS) said...

I can get downtown anytime with some Brats and Kraut. The Juju Woman and I do 'em, at least, every other week.

Dan O. said...

Damn! Why am I so hungry all of a sudden?

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