The phone buzzed with a text earlier.
"hey what was his name?"
??? I did not recognize the number. Trying to bring some good Karma my way I texted back:
"You have the wrong number"
The phone buzzed again. "quit bullshitting wit [sic] me its tina"
As I mentioned earlier, I am not in the best of moods.
"Quit texting me. "You have the wrong number bimbo"
"u better watch who u saying i has the wrong number cuz u will get yours calling me a bimbo"
With remarkable self-restraint I refrained from any reply. Several pithy, vulgar, and mean rejoinders were racing through my mind, fingers poised above my tiny keyboard.
A few minutes later my phone rang from the same number. I assume it was Tina. She hung up when I answered. I guess she finally understood she had the wrong damn number.
See what I get for trying to help out a fellow human? I should have ignored the first text and let her think her friend was ignoring her.
So if you are reading this -- bite me Tina.