June 17, 2010

Thursday, the new Monday

I just ate a bacon sandwich with some Cheetos and a piece of Co-Jack cheese on the side. I washed it down with a can of generic Hawaiian Punch.

I have to admit, I have a very, very bad attitude today. Work sucks, life sucks, this blog sucks, our Government sucks,

It is probably best if you don't screw around with me today.

If I was a female you could say I have a case of PMS. I don't feel bloated, just mean and irritable.

1 comment:

Fred said...

Some advice re: the PMS? Take 2 Advil every 4 hours (and DON'T be late on that), eat some chocolate - preferably dark, with something crunchy in it, hide out as much as possible and DO NOT SPEAK TO ANYONE unless you absolutely have to!

...Couple shots o'whiskey probably wouldn't hurt either.

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