May 20, 2011

This is my last post

...if the End of the World predictions are correct.

Wouldn't it be nice if I had some pity last words, some final saying that will be on the tip of your tongue as you meet your Maker, wishing you had said that? If only the muse would strike me with a golden keyboard, words flowing in a final post so brilliant, so funny, so moving those of you who remain behind give up blogging altogether in frustration.

Instead you get this. Perhaps we will meet in Heaven. Maybe we will struggle side by side against the forces of Evil itself. Will we be bathing in a lake of fire? Will we be dancing upon the clouds? Will we go fishing with St Peter, or play poker with Beelzebub? Today will be The Day.

Or not.

My bet is we all show up here again on Sunday. I will pen another boring post to a dwindling number of readers. You will read my words and move to your next link. Rain will fall, sun will shine and we will all do our best to live another day.

So, with a chance today is the beginning of The End -- Thanks for stopping by. And if you see God, could you ask him just what  Cubs fans have done to deserve more than a century of mediocrity and heartbreak?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi !!! Good job!
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Anonymous said...

Obumer is still the President, evidence enough we are already in hell.




James Old Guy

Ed Bonderenka said...

You can't take it with you, so the guys in my church got together this morning to use up our excess ammunition at the range.

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