I have obtained an unedited copy of The Obama's rehearsal for his upcoming State of the Union Address this evening*:
Remember the main themes:
-Tax the rich
-Spend more, except the military. We have to eliminate the military.
-Create jobs, unless it involves oil or gas or coal or actually building something like a pipeline What he means is to create Government jobs.
-Help the middle class, except when making their energy bills skyrocket.
--Remember America is great, so we have to change everything about it.
--Mostly tax the rich
* yes, I know I have done this before, but the song really does sum up the Obama position perfectly.