February 16, 2012

25 of the best lawyer jokes ever

Waaaah!

I think I am getting sick.  I have that achy, sick feeling.  My head feels like a balloon. My ears itch. I eel like I am going to hurl my morning coffee and last night's enchiladas at any time. As if you really care.

In other news I am almost done with my quarterly forecast. As if you care.

I am supposed to have a conference call with the boss this morning to discuss the 2012 incentive and business plan and to set my goals for the year.  Nothing like getting to those things in mid-February. Not that it matters, the plan is not open to negotiation. Like you care.

I am starting to notice a theme here.  You really do not give a crap about me do you? My entire worldview is now thrown into shambles. To learn you do not sit waiting anxiously on the edge of your seat for my next post is like learning there is no Santa Claus or that Obama is a socialist. It is like discovering for the first time that the titles to my posts have nothing to do with the meager content. Disappointment abounds. I am not sure I can process it all.

I am going to have to re-examine my life.

2 comments:

Almost Candy said...

Again with the teasing. The title thing kinda WORKS though. Lawyer jokes are pretty hard (at least for me) to resist.

Feel better soon.

Ed Bonderenka said...

where are the jokes?

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