I am seriously jonesing for a Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait (insert all of the appropriate trademarks and copyrights, etc.) right now. I know it is only 8:39 AM. I don't care.
It does not matter how badly I want said Peanut Buster Parfait. Our local DQ (again with the trademarks and copyrights) is the old fashioned walk up outside type store. It is closed for the winter. There is no way I will drive to Capital City just to get ice cream.
I would not go get one even if the local store was open and serving right now. I have willpower.
But now you are thinking a little ice cream does sound good, aren't you?