October 31, 2012

Halloween facts I know to be true

KitKat bars suck. Clark bars are worse. Zero bars are the product of the Devil's arsehole.


Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Clark bars used to be good. Butterfingers are better now. I used to love 3 Musketeers bars, too, but I'd rather have a Milky Way now.

I don't do Halloween -- I absolutely abhor the holiday, and have since I was a kid -- so I get to pick the candy and keep it all for myself.

Soap my windows and TP my trees, I don't care. Just watch out for the rock salt in your ass when I catch you. Get off my lawn!

Bwah ha ha ha ha. :)

Joe said...

I am not a big fan of Halloween either.

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