January 27, 2014

Is it just me?

Is anyone else having internet issues today?  My interwebz are all wobbly.  Certain websites won't load at all, others are real slow to respond.  My signal is good, I just cannot connect to certain websites.

I am sure the NSA is involved. I thought I heard a black helicopter over the horizon late yesterday afternoon. I suspect those are not rabbit tracks all over my backyard, but rather the tracks left by top secret footwear of the Seal Team Seven designed to fool former Boy Scouts like me. Does anyone know of a way to hide your thermal image from a sniper scope? I have already fashioned a helmet from aluminum foil. Do I need to take any other precautions?

Seriously, is any one else having internet issues today?

6 comments:

Jean said...

My email is taking forever to load.
Homepage, too. Weird.

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

I've been having issues for the past week, except for the last couple of days when it was actually warm. I think Comcast's infrastructure has trouble with the cold temps we've been seeing.

Rita said...

Mine's fine. Perhaps it's that -137 degree chill factor mucking it up.

Cappy said...

Electrons move slower in cold weather.

Ed Bonderenka said...

I don't get on enough to notice.

hey teacher... said...

Send me $350 and I will send you plans for thermal evasion tactics. It involves 2 boxes of three year old twinkles.

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