Is anyone else having internet issues today? My interwebz are all wobbly. Certain websites won't load at all, others are real slow to respond. My signal is good, I just cannot connect to certain websites.
I am sure the NSA is involved. I thought I heard a black helicopter over the horizon late yesterday afternoon. I suspect those are not rabbit tracks all over my backyard, but rather the tracks left by top secret footwear of the Seal Team Seven designed to fool former Boy Scouts like me. Does anyone know of a way to hide your thermal image from a sniper scope? I have already fashioned a helmet from aluminum foil. Do I need to take any other precautions?
Seriously, is any one else having internet issues today?