Thank you for taking time from your busy day to read my blog. You have no idea how much I appreciate it.
I have lots to be thankful for this year.
Right now I’m up hanging out with my turkey. Ok, I was up anyway. She is taking a cold water bath just to make sure her inerds are thawed before I rub her big old breasts with salt and smother them in melted butter before baking.
Early this afternoon my immediate family will gather here at the old homestead (minus my oldest son who is a thousand miles away). The normal Thanksgiving fare will cover the table: turkey, noodles, mashed spuds, candied yams, green beans, mac&cheese, rolls, gravy -- a veritable carbohydrate extravaganza. Your menu may vary.
What are you doing reading this crap? Go spend time with your family, watch a parade or football game, read a book. Take a break from the interwebz today.