There was a bit of confusion at the Bass Pro Sporting Goods store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,
the cashier said: “strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets,
the cashier said: “strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos
running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
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