A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him $200. Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”
“Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
4 comments:
Ouch. Felt sorry for the guy. Ummm not so funny.
I laughed until I was sick. My friend only grunted. I suppose this is not so funny to men since he laughed hard at your other jokes I read to him.
Now that is funny.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Anon, you've clearly never dealt with many Asian women, because I've personally known enough of them to know Asian women can be just as bad or worse than white women in these regards. Of course most of your experience with Asian women is likely via anime or manga, anyway, so it's likely skewed to start with.
What actually makes the difference in real life is whether they've drunk the radical feminist Kool-Aid or not. This is true for white, black, Hispanic, Asian, and any other type of woman you can imagine.
So whatever you're drinking or smoking, keep it away from the rest of us, OK?
And yeah, Joe, the joke was funnier than hell.
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