July 29, 2019

Blanket Party

A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi, Darling”, he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.”


Ed Bonderenka said...


Practical Parsimony said...

my friend thought this was hilarious. He rarely laughs at anything, but he roared at this.

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