September 7, 2019

A priest and a rabbi...

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it?
The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.”
Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, “Your religion, too…I know you’re supposed to be celibate. But….”
The priest replied, “Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice.”

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, “Better than pork, isn’t it?”


Ed Bonderenka said...

Bacon is close. :)

Ed Bonderenka said...

A priest, a Rabbi and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar. Police want to hear from anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of the Priest and Rabbi!

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.

Practical Parsimony said...


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