February 26, 2020

Impressing the girls

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot blonde girl walking in.

He asked the trainer standing next to him, “What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?”

The trainer looked him up and down and said; “I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.”


Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

A real-life old guy would just admire the view.

As an old guy myself, I can vouch personally for that. Costs less and the results are more pleasant. Plus, my wife approves and agrees that when a man stops looking, it's because he's dead.

Practical Parsimony said...

Well, that is hilarious. You should write a book, a collection of funny jokes. Yours are always funny.

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