April 29, 2020

Sunday Paper

A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday night. He awoke very ill and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper.

The bellboy was gone a long time. When he returned, the man remarked, “It must be hard to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday.”

“There was no trouble with the liquor,” replied the bellboy, “but it’s tough finding a Sunday paper on Tuesday."


Ed Bonderenka said...

tada rump!

Practical Parsimony said...

Tommy gave a real belly laugh.

B said...

The vodka diet...You can lose 3 days in a week.

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