Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said, “Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mable answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”
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Have a friend in Tx who I share most of your jokes with. Health has gone down hill steadily but she gets a big laugh out of them. But 2 weeks ago she fell and broke her neck. She's ok except for the stabilizing collar and was transferred to a rehab center. We finally connected last night and she was pretty down and flat sounding. So I told her your joke. I don't think she quit laughing for 3/4 minutes. Said tell him thanks I really needed that.
Margi
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