October 11, 2008

Deep dark depression...

Great quotes in Chicago Cubs History!!!

"Noise pollution can't be that much of a problem [at Wrigley]. There's
nothing to cheer about."--State rep. John F. Dunn, arguing for the
installation of lights at Wrigley Field

"If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic."--Whitey Herzog

"There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding
and more hitting couldn't help."--Bill Buckner

"You get tired of looking at garbage in your own backyard."--Cubs
manager Lee Elia in 1983 about why the Cubs got rid of so many players.

"The Cubs were taking batting practice, and the pitching machine threw a
no-hitter."--Radio deejay

"The only bad thing about being released by the Cubs is that they made
me keep my season tickets."--Ken Rietz, ex-Cub third baseman

"Would the lady who left her nine kids at Wrigley Field please pick them
up immediately? They are beating the Cubs 4-0 in the 7th inning."--Radio
deejay

"One thing you learn as a Cubs fan: When you bought your ticket, you
could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth."--Joe Garagiola

"The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street--a lot of singles, but no
action."--Garagiola again

"Hey cool! I caught a foul ball!!!" -- Steve Bartman

Q: Did you hear about the new Cubs soup?
A: Two sips and then you choke

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