Fishing

Maybe this will give you a laugh to start your Monday:

3 Kids Fishing

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids
who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so
grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '

Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane.

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan shoes.

Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your ass from drowning!'