I have never been ice skating.
I have never been snow skiing ( have you seen the pictures of the mountains of central Indiana?).
I have never visited a Bangkok whorehouse.
I was never successful at learning to ride a unicycle.
I gave never read any of the Ayn Rand books.
I have never bowled a perfect game or shot a hole-in-one.
I have never visited New York City. I have been around it a lot, driven across Manhattan, but never spent time "in the city".
I have not eaten the liver or still beating heart of my just vanquished mortal enemy.
I have not been to Australia (but I might go later this year!)
I have never attended a blog meet, and likely never will. I have met three bloggers and talked to one or two others on the phone.
I have never had a STD, but I caught the crabs once when my college roommate let a skank sleep in my bed one weekend while I was home. I have tried to block it out, but I am reasonably certain he screwed her on my bed. No one bothered to tell me I should probably change the sheets. I do not mind he got lucky on my bed, but courtesy says I should have gotten a heads up.
I have never seen the Grand Canyon.
I have never admitted publicly to snorting coke in my youth. I am still not saying either way. Apropos of nothing, LSD is scary shit.
I never shot a man in Reno, just for snoring. I have also never been arrested.
I have never been deep sea fishing.
I have never been to Vegas.
I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.
What haven't you done?
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