June 22, 2011

On love and marriage

A guy walks into his bedroom leading a sheep and says "When you ain't in the mood, I have sex with this cow."

His wife puts down her magazine, looks at him scornfully and replies "You stupid ass redneck, that's not a cow".

He stares at his wife and says "Don't you ever interrupt me when I am talking to the sheep, you bitch."

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