1. Peanut butter should always be of the smooth variety. Preferably Jif brand.
2. Honey should come from a bear-shaped bottle.
3. Just about anything makes a good sandwich when the bread is fresh.
4. Reading while eating improves digestion.
5. Had it been invented, all three Kings would have gifted Baby Jesus Chapstick. It is that awesome.
6. Next year I will not wait until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping.