December 21, 2011

Things I know

1. Peanut butter should always be of the smooth variety.  Preferably Jif brand.

2. Honey should come from a bear-shaped bottle.

3. Just about anything makes a good sandwich when the bread is fresh.

4. Reading while eating improves digestion.

5. Had it been invented, all three Kings would have gifted Baby Jesus Chapstick. It is that awesome.

6. Next year I will not wait until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping.


Erica said...

Jif??? For shame.

It's either Skippy or nothing for me. In a moment of desperation I once bought a jar of Jif. It tasted, I imagined, what wet cement tastes like.

Joe said...

But then you choose to live in Brooklyn, so your judgement is suspect. haha

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Jif? Skippy? Yechh. Peter Pan.

Ralphd00d said...

I grew up on the generic peanut butter... the kind that came in a big can with a plastic lid to 're-seal'.

B said...

Crunchy. With real peanut bits.
THe way God intended.

All else is an abomination before HIM.

marcus said...

That bear would be of the Winnie persuasion, not Smokie.

I usually have a jar of peanut butter and one of dill pickles with me when I venture off to fish, for low blood sugar and leg cramps, respectively.

I try not and need both at the same exact least not with my waders still on.

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