It is the first day of winter. The temperature was FIFTY-FIVE degrees when I went to fetch the paper at 7:00 in the aye em.
What the fuck is up with that?
I am off in just a bit to finish up my Christmas shopping. Stay away from the mall today, I do not need you in my way. Thank you in advance for your help in this difficult matter.
Keep an eye on the place while I am mingling with the common people, OK?
Here is some entertainment for you. I am a giving person, eh wot?: